The Republic of Lucasoland is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 389 million Lucasolandians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lucasstad. The average income tax rate is 12.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Lucasolandian economy, worth 31.4 trillion Lucasolandian dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 80,648 Lucasolandian dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders, breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need, foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Lucasolandian selfishness, and preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lucasoland's national animal is the Duck, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Lucasoland is ranked 321,591^st in the world and 5,601^st in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 50 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.