The Friendship Bazooka of Lucabaduka is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Luca with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, soft-spoken computers, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.912 billion Refugi are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Floor-16. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient nonbinary economy, worth 529 trillion planets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 135,338 planets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, and all animals are equal but some are more equal than others. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lucabaduka's national animal is the simplebot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Defenderism.

Lucabaduka is ranked 4,875^th in the world and 1^st in Cities of the World for Most Cultured, scoring 161 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.