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Most Patriotic: 4,436thMost Armed: 5,068thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,703rd
The Rogue Nation of
Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce
Love One another
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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LSN9

Population3.306 billion

CapitalPortland
LeaderLisa
FaithWicca

Currencycoin
Animaleagle

The Rogue Nation of LSN9 is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Lisa with an iron fist, and renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, ritual sacrifices, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.306 billion LSN9ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Portland. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.7%.

The frighteningly efficient LSN9ian economy, worth 526 trillion coins a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 159,327 coins, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

Weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, devotion to God is only skin-deep, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, and there's more pink stuff on sale these days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LSN9's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Wicca.

LSN9 is ranked 19,018th in the world and 1st in The Crackerish Mining Bureau for Smartest Citizens, with 65.85 quips per hour.

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Most Patriotic: 4,436thMost Armed: 5,068thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,703rdLowest Crime Rates: 7,907thHealthiest Citizens: 9,638thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,851stMost Devout: 10,160thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,399thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,877thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,820thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,790thBest Weather: 14,346thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,934thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,060thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,311thMost Efficient Economies: 15,785thTop
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Largest Governments: 17,378thSmartest Citizens: 19,018thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19,258thHighest Average Incomes: 21,605thMost Scientifically Advanced: 25,848thHighest Average Tax Rates: 26,828thMost Subsidized Industry: 28,256thMost Advanced Public Education: 28,391stMost Beautiful Environments: 28,886thMost Inclusive: 29,076th
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Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in LSN9, there's more pink stuff on sale these days.
  • : Following new legislation in LSN9, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times.
  • : Following new legislation in LSN9, devotion to God is only skin-deep.
  • : Following new legislation in LSN9, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements.
  • : Following new legislation in LSN9, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation.
  • : Following new legislation in LSN9, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations".
  • : Following new legislation in LSN9, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air LSN9 flights to avoid the pay lavatories.
  • : Following new legislation in LSN9, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
  • : Following new legislation in LSN9, soldiers with colourful mohawks make themselves perfect targets for snipers.
  • : Following new legislation in LSN9, the government invades its allies more than its enemies.

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