The Rogue Nation of LSN9 is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Lisa with an iron fist, and renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, ritual sacrifices, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.306 billion LSN9ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Portland. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.7%.
The frighteningly efficient LSN9ian economy, worth 526 trillion coins a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 159,327 coins, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.
Weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, devotion to God is only skin-deep, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, and there's more pink stuff on sale these days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LSN9's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Wicca.
LSN9 is ranked 19,018th in the world and 1st in The Crackerish Mining Bureau for Smartest Citizens, with 65.85 quips per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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LSN9, there's more pink stuff on sale these days.
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LSN9, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times.
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LSN9, devotion to God is only skin-deep.
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LSN9, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements.
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LSN9, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation.
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LSN9, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations".
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LSN9, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air LSN9 flights to avoid the pay lavatories.
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LSN9, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
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LSN9, soldiers with colourful mohawks make themselves perfect targets for snipers.
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LSN9, the government invades its allies more than its enemies.