The Commonwealth of Lower Lsana Jes is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by High Emperor Silas with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.15 billion Lower Lsana Jesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lsana. The average income tax rate is 49.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lower Lsana Jesian economy, worth 437 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 138,917 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government offers gay men mildly offensive tips on how to pass as straight, complaining about Christmas music in October is a ho-ho-horrendous crime, children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia, and Lower Lsana Jesian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lower Lsana Jes's national animal is the dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Silans.

Lower Lsana Jes is ranked 303,782^nd in the world and 5,582^nd in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 4.37 Atheism Rate.