The Kingdom of Lothgrin is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 535 million Lothgrinians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Walpurgisnacht. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.4%.

The powerhouse Lothgrinian economy, worth 43.4 trillion florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 81,080 florins, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

All government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Walpurgisnacht, funeral mourners ridesharing with the deceased are encouraged to sit on the coffin to save room, the government loves seeing the little people fight, and the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake". Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lothgrin's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lothgrin is ranked 78,574^th in the world and 1,726^th in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 81,080.13 Standard Monetary Units.