The Commonwealth of LostLegion is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Benny The Cat with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.522 billion LostLegionians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pantera. The average income tax rate is 73.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient LostLegionian economy, worth 596 trillion credits a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,285 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, the law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, and mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LostLegion's national animal is the arctic fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

LostLegion is ranked 199,259^th in the world and 7,365^th in The North Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.21 Weapons Per Person.