The Commonwealth of LostLegion is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its public floggings, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.335 billion LostLegionians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient LostLegionian economy, worth 512 trillion credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,858 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists spend more time enduring government inspections than they do on actual science, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies, and in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. LostLegion's national animal is the arctic fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

LostLegion is ranked 220,956^th in the world and 9,902^nd in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -15.11 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.