The Kingdom of Loop Quantum Gravity is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Eeriana the Omnipotent with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, complete lack of prisons, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 32.805 billion Loop Quantum Gravityians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of String Theory. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Loop Quantum Gravityian economy, worth an astonishing 14,735 trillion quarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 449,175 quarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

There's a bright dawn ahead for Loop Quantum Gravity, the new one quark coin also makes a handy throwing-star, young people pass around flash drives filled with illegal music, and visiting the best Loop Quantum Gravityian restaurants requires keeping a visa on file. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Loop Quantum Gravity's national animal is the fire dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Gospel of Merlin.

Loop Quantum Gravity is ranked 11,570^th in the world and 512^th in Balder for Most Authoritarian, with 4,323.79 milliStalins.