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Safest: 1,091stLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,755thHealthiest Citizens: 1,829th
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Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies
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LollerLand

Population13.6 billion

CapitalLulz City
LeaderSebero Sree

CurrencyOffer
AnimalBig Neck Bird

The Offers that can't be refused of LollerLand is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sebero Sree with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.6 billion Lollerians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lulz City. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient LollerLandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,424 trillion Offers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 178,238 Offers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The general public only knows their favorite politician's first name, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, and court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LollerLand's national animal is the Big Neck Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

LollerLand is ranked 9,168th in the world and 10th in Caer Sidi for Most Secular, with 95.41 Atheism Rate.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,440thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,603rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,612thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,671stMost Advanced Public Education: 2,717thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,799thLargest Governments: 2,892ndMost Developed: 2,939thLowest Crime Rates: 3,086thMost Pacifist: 3,252ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,255thBest Weather: 3,352ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,537thMost Cultured: 3,750thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,812thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,965thMost Inclusive: 4,040thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,100thSmartest Citizens: 4,412thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,702ndMost Beautiful Environments: 4,814thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,832ndHighest Economic Output: 6,536thMost Influential: 7,148thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,263rdMost Subsidized Industry: 7,925thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,008thMost Secular: 9,168thHighest Average Incomes: 9,297thMost Efficient Economies: 10,495thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,804thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 13,572ndLargest Populations: 19,786thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,343rd
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Safest: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionNudest: 10th in the regionMost Secular: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 12th in the regionLargest Populations: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13th in the region

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