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Most Influential: 301stMost Pacifist: 918thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,032nd
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Meteora Österreich
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Loli County

Population4.528 billion

CapitalJötunheim
LeaderMeteora Österreich
FaithFlemingovianism

Currencymuddy puddle
Animalrebecca rabbit

The Needs a Boyfriend of Loli County is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Meteora Österreich with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory vegetarianism, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.528 billion Lolis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jötunheim. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Lolisian economy, worth 699 trillion muddy puddles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 154,560 muddy puddles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Edutainment video games are taking Loli County's students to the next level, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, the government is proud to report that ten percent of all tax revenue goes to funding suspected terrorist organizations, and it's been a banner year for local vexillology. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Loli County's national animal is the rebecca rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Flemingovianism.

Loli County is ranked 226,746th in the world and 9,521st in The North Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 6,027.88 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Influential: 301stMost Pacifist: 918thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,032ndNicest Citizens: 1,043rdMost Inclusive: 1,321stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,557thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,597thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,837thBest Weather: 1,991stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,330thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,728thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,053rdLongest Average Lifespans: 3,253rdMost Advanced Public Education: 3,459thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,508thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,574thMost Efficient Economies: 3,713thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,869thHealthiest Citizens: 3,938thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,995thMost Developed: 4,369thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,526thLargest Governments: 5,144thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,182ndLowest Crime Rates: 5,506thMost Cultured: 5,630thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,776thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,979thSmartest Citizens: 6,109thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,704thSafest: 10,470thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 13,034thMost Secular: 13,802ndHighest Drug Use: 15,450thMost Income Equality: 16,416thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,099thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,394th
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Most Pacifist: 59th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 66th in the regionNicest Citizens: 72nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 74th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 76th in the regionMost Inclusive: 90th in the regionMost Influential: 93rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 94th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 118th in the regionBest Weather: 136th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 168th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 172nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 177th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 183rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 193rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 208th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 212th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 216th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 218th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 222nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 245th in the regionLargest Governments: 272nd in the regionMost Developed: 273rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 285th in the regionMost Cultured: 290th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 307th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 341st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 346th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 352nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 428th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 430th in the regionTop
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Safest: 598th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 610th in the regionNudest: 619th in the regionMost Secular: 723rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 747th in the regionMost Income Equality: 763rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 902nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 904th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 977th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Loli County, it's been a banner year for local vexillology.
  • : Following new legislation in Loli County, the government is proud to report that ten percent of all tax revenue goes to funding suspected terrorist organizations.
  • : Following new legislation in Loli County, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • : Following new legislation in Loli County, edutainment video games are taking Loli County's students to the next level.
  • : Following new legislation in Loli County, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests.
  • : Following new legislation in Loli County, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles.
  • : Following new legislation in Loli County, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods.
  • : Following new legislation in Loli County, teachers are skilled at leaving no evidence of child cruelty.
  • : Following new legislation in Loli County, it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again.
  • : Following new legislation in Loli County, there's a lot of hot air coming from the Capitol Building.

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