The Kingdom of Locotima is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Margaret Windsor with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 6.81 billion Locotimians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hedbury. The average income tax rate is 78.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Locotiman economy, worth 683 trillion Luminas a year, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,326 Luminas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up, every week is blindness awareness week, glamping Locotimians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, and sometimes a whole prison wing will house a single prisoner. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Locotima's national animal is the Tiger Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Locotimian Christianity.

Locotima is ranked 22,418^th in the world and 76^th in Conch Kingdom for Lowest Crime Rates, with 87.81 law-abiding acts per hour.