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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 308th Largest Welfare Programs: 347th Best Weather: 352nd
The Red and Gold Republic of
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We, the people of equal!
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Llorens

Population6.435 billion

CapitalZexaro
LeaderPresident Sofia Vusmein

CurrencyllorenÁ
Animalloquito

The Red and Gold Republic of Llorens is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Sofia Vusmein with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.435 billion Llorenians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zexaro. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Llorenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,071 trillion llorenÁs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 166,576 llorenÁs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities, Llorenian housewives become unusually flustered when thinking about President Sofia Vusmein, bars are packed at all hours, and the canal flows through the land like a twisty turny thing. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Llorens's national animal is the loquito, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Llorens is ranked 733rd in the world and 3rd in The Leftist Assembly for Most Inclusive, scoring 397.87 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 308thLargest Welfare Programs: 347thBest Weather: 352ndMost Pacifist: 354thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 406thMost Compassionate Citizens: 420thNicest Citizens: 449thMost Advanced Public Education: 519thMost Developed: 536thMost Beautiful Environments: 545thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 569thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 627thSafest: 629thLongest Average Lifespans: 647thMost Advanced Public Transport: 666thMost Inclusive: 733rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 739thLeast Corrupt Governments: 763rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 886thMost Cheerful Citizens: 923rdHealthiest Citizens: 933rdLowest Crime Rates: 1,143rdLargest Governments: 1,395thTop
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Most Influential: 1,797thSmartest Citizens: 2,291stMost Secular: 3,223rdHighest Poor Incomes: 3,661stMost Cultured: 3,857thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,627thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,367thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,607thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,191stTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 9,702ndMost Efficient Economies: 12,517thHighest Economic Output: 12,887thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,519th
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Longest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12th in the regionMost Cultured: 15th in the regionMost Secular: 17th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 20th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 20th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 21st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 21st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 22nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 24th in the regionLargest Populations: 28th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 31st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 33rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Llorens, the canal flows through the land like a twisty turny thing.
  • : Llorens lodged a message on the The Leftist Assembly Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Llorens, bars are packed at all hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Llorens, Llorenian housewives become unusually flustered when thinking about President Sofia Vusmein.
  • : Llorens lodged a message on the The Leftist Assembly Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Llorens, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities.
  • : Following new legislation in Llorens, the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play.
  • : Following new legislation in Llorens, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums.
  • : Following new legislation in Llorens, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty.
  • : Following new legislation in Llorens, they say that Llorenians made a dessert and called it peace.

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