The Oh No Its a Journo of Llo is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Board of Executives with a fair hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.96 billion plurality of Llo are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Newsroom. The average income tax rate is 69.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Llo economy, worth 39.9 trillion knowledges a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 20,361 knowledges, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kindergarten teachers with ankle-bracelets are closely supervised by their parole officers, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls, traveller camps regularly block five-lane superhighways, and the Federal Council of Llo has been announced as the new Head of State. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Llo's national animal is the forums, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Llo is ranked 158,736^th in the world and 2^nd in NationStates Today for Highest Economic Output, with 39.9 trillion Standard Monetary Units.