Population | 8.508 billion |
Capital | Lars City |
Leader | Lars Arnoldson |
Faith | Atheism |
Currency | Slovak |
Animal | Dog |
The Imperial Provinces of Lkandria is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Lars Arnoldson with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.508 billion Lkandrians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lars City. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Lkandrian economy, worth a remarkable 2,502 trillion Slovaks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 294,110 Slovaks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, and the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lkandria's national animal is the Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.
Lkandria is ranked 26,569th in the world and 13th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Most Stationary, with 1,437.27926764068 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Lkandria, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
- : Following new legislation in Lkandria, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.
- : Lkandria lodged a message on the The Region That Has No Big Banks Regional Message Board.
- : Lkandria lodged a message on the The Region That Has No Big Banks Regional Message Board.
- : Lkandria lodged a message on the The Region That Has No Big Banks Regional Message Board.
- : Lkandria lodged a message on the The Region That Has No Big Banks Regional Message Board.
- : Lkandria lodged a message on the The Region That Has No Big Banks Regional Message Board.
- : Lkandria lodged a message on the The Region That Has No Big Banks Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Lkandria, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner.
- : Following new legislation in Lkandria, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 33 » Yodle, Santu Surgo, Chivka, Lotarmy, Mars Hotel, Asturii, The Washington Federation, Greater Drussi, Triangola, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Lemona, Danobia, Hitentherps, Scooteristan, Ardeyn, Enricia, United Lovervyche, Celist, America the Greater, Vordoslavia, Pyhdon, The Bankland, Batcountry, Vladyslak, Nirmolland, Voxelburg, Mjau, Oursulaert, Puttt, Socialistic Britain, United States Of Alpha, Placuchia, and Partisan Italy.