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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 456thMost Influential: 654thSafest: 5,428th
The Holy Pātissier of
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Princess Turdina
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Population5.528 billion

LeaderPrincess Turdina

CurrencyDragon Scales
AnimalPink Fairy Armadillo

The Holy Pātissier of Linguiniland is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Princess Turdina with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.528 billion Linguinilandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mewni. The average income tax rate is 84.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Linguinilandian economy, worth 739 trillion Dragon Scaleses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 133,816 Dragon Scaleses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminals are put to death while cuddling their favourite teddy bear, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks", and you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Linguiniland's national animal is the Pink Fairy Armadillo, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Aupheliaism.

Linguiniland is ranked 199,696th in the world and 7,412th in the South Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -416.43 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 456thMost Influential: 654thTop
Safest: 5,428thMost Inclusive: 6,265thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,430thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,190thMost Developed: 8,628thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,895thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,156thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,467thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,699thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,060thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,197thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,322ndSmartest Citizens: 10,366thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,671stMost Cultured: 10,681stLargest Governments: 11,152ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,176thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,196thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,396thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,434thMost Efficient Economies: 11,733rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,955thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,574thLowest Crime Rates: 13,094thHealthiest Citizens: 14,667thBest Weather: 15,194thMost Pacifist: 15,351stMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,017thNicest Citizens: 16,811thHighest Average Incomes: 17,524thMost Stationary: 18,585thLargest Retail Industry: 18,636th
Most Influential: 57th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 68th in the regionTop
Safest: 185th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 213th in the regionMost Inclusive: 222nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 262nd in the regionMost Developed: 264th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 272nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 295th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 297th in the regionMost Cultured: 304th in the regionLargest Governments: 305th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 314th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 319th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 323rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 325th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 328th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 329th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 339th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 342nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 342nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 346th in the regionMost Stationary: 347th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 353rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 360th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 375th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 381st in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 468th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 469th in the regionBest Weather: 493rd in the regionLargest Populations: 494th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 508th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 617th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 630th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 643rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 650th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 652nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 653rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 756th in the region

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