by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 818thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 938thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,155th
The Holy Pātissier of
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Princess Turdina
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Population7.108 billion

LeaderPrincess Turdina

CurrencyDragon Scales
AnimalPink Fairy Armadillo

The Holy Pātissier of Linguiniland is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Princess Turdina with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.108 billion Linguinilandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mewni. The average income tax rate is 88.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Linguinilandian economy, worth 912 trillion Dragon Scaleses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 128,338 Dragon Scaleses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, and the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Linguiniland's national animal is the Pink Fairy Armadillo, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Aupheliaism.

Linguiniland is ranked 231,560th in the world and 7,904th in the South Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -10.04 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 818thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 938thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 4,155thSafest: 5,484thMost Inclusive: 6,706thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,070thMost Developed: 8,896thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,025thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,512thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,653rdMost Beautiful Environments: 9,683rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,925thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,011thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,138thMost Cultured: 10,761stMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,920thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,044thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,055thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,061stSmartest Citizens: 11,087thBest Weather: 11,271stLargest Governments: 11,470thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,159thMost Efficient Economies: 12,340thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,951stLowest Crime Rates: 13,919thHealthiest Citizens: 14,042ndMost Pacifist: 14,965thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,874thNicest Citizens: 16,334thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 18,200thHighest Average Incomes: 20,328thHighest Economic Output: 20,498thLeast Corrupt Governments: 20,592ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,321stLargest Welfare Programs: 23,293rdLargest Retail Industry: 23,770th
Most Influential: 61st in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 163rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 181st in the regionSafest: 183rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 227th in the regionMost Developed: 273rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 276th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 286th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 295th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 297th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 307th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 311th in the regionMost Cultured: 318th in the regionLargest Governments: 320th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 324th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 328th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 331st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 333rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 335th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 354th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 356th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 361st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 372nd in the regionBest Weather: 385th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 385th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 389th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 402nd in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 454th in the regionLargest Populations: 465th in the regionRudest Citizens: 551st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 586th in the regionNicest Citizens: 597th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 618th in the regionMost Pacifist: 621st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 688th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 717th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 198 » Beepee, Si-topia, Auphelia, Sthalrim, Concrete Slab, Hanguk-Nippon, Blaash, Indolos, Rebel-topia, Anatasha, Drystar, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Western Fardelshufflestein, South Caleblan, Amerion, Land Without Shrimp, Ipugao, Not Austria, Nova Montron, SteamPunk Squirrels, Marinho Islands, Bear Connors Paradiso, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, The Two Jerseys, Purple Hyacinth, Abyssal Phantasm, Qvait, Kiasu-ism, Euro Pacifica, Poopisiya, The United Pirate Cities of Flotilla, Tsvetania, Erinor, Ralphburg, Beblahbleblo, Menesynchro, Fasire, Pamela And Hepatitis, Aresten, St Oaks, Grianal, Jehenna, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, A leftover country, Salguod, Bawkie, The Solar System Scope, Abarri, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Linden Oak, and 148 others.Isokenzar, USNE2018, Unielvan Millorvium, Curlyhoward, Herbert Island, The naked people, Southern Numenor, Ullan, Catsonya, Shoinkwishima, Kandorith, Jammlandia, Bartonia Nova, Aschenburg, Itani, Darakin, Oxyliteral, Zolooloo, Nowa Europa, HUElavia, Charisma Bonus, Tsunamy, Bleakfoot, Corgitopiaa, Antarctic Empires, Doraya, Maerist, Anserisa, Hakk Fiss, Direwolf1, Jarilon, Republik Hintonia, Ancient Slobovia, Canmore, Bumblegaria, Westenhald, Dirkistan, Galactic Gelatin, Aoz, Bohenia, North Kanuckistan, New Sanet, Myndia, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Brunier, Myhomecountry, JavaSiege, Volaworand, The West Valley Mountains, South Western Korea, Rectionk, Holy Free, Esfalsa, Zaelith, Centristvill, Myness, Sedunn, Wehraboos, Madhonia, Seythennia, Treesil, Berlana, Ansure, RestartAll, Avalonica, Seliyan progressive Islands, Soem, Rad Asia, Yellunstryer, Yeses, Aidenfieeld, Cypheri, Sanden, Center Lisle, Doundaly, Walloonia, Belschaft, Dereistic, Terran Draconia, Manuck, Noire Denholm, Crystal Creation, Farelonia, Tioloman, Shefino, Tepertopia, Lesinteil, Isle of Glastonbury, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Steviland, Enplatia, Venethort, Doss Kingly, Tughampton, Bergenu, Blondiesland, Martzian, LadyRebels, Kafeine, Aumeltopia, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, Paganan, Utondara, PenguinPies, Calistan, Iym Winterless, Yavemaya, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Kholdan, Dis7Nation, The island of Sorna, The American Anarchist Empire, Gonrati, Enlightened Australasia, The United Expanse, Tackastan, Grace Elena, Moridine, UwUuuu, Fupiju, Independent State of Arstotzka, Unojo, Vicken, Holota, Solanosco, Green Sofia, South Blossom, Kiani, Tyflugian, Cocao, Eternal Memedom, Never was New England, Treir, Iningo, Katikstan, Baltenlands, Northern Estrian Islands, Osheiga, Danily, Sable Space, Pi Ttamgwa Nunmul, Cuuldere, Quh, Aurcania, Margila Islands, Los Lonley Boys, North Catimestistrianes, and Proctethia.

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