|Animal||Pink Fairy Armadillo|
The Holy Pātissier of Linguiniland is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Princess Turdina with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.108 billion Linguinilandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mewni. The average income tax rate is 88.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Linguinilandian economy, worth 912 trillion Dragon Scaleses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 128,338 Dragon Scaleses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, and the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Linguiniland's national animal is the Pink Fairy Armadillo, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Aupheliaism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Linguiniland was endorsed by The Limbless Mess of Proctethia.
- : Linguiniland was endorsed by The United Socialist States of North Catimestistrianes.
- : Linguiniland was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Los Lonley Boys.
- : Linguiniland was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Margila Islands.
- : Linguiniland was endorsed by The Great Millenary Empire of Aurcania.
- : Linguiniland was endorsed by The Glorious People's Republic of Integria.
- : Linguiniland was endorsed by The Community of Quh.
- : Linguiniland was endorsed by The Project Mayhem of Cuuldere.
- : Linguiniland was endorsed by The Free Land of Pi Ttamgwa Nunmul.
- : Linguiniland was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Sable Space.
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