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Largest Retail Industry: 35thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 67thMost Corrupt Governments: 128th
The Imperial Consortium of
Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State
For the Corporations and the Emperor
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Like Murica

Population14.083 billion

CapitalWashington DC
LeaderEmperor Joseph Robinette Biden
FaithAtheism

CurrencyDollar
AnimalEagle

The Imperial Consortium of Like Murica is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Joseph Robinette Biden with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 14.083 billion Muricans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Like Murican economy, worth a remarkable 7,039 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 499,889 Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,620,826 per year while the poor average 5,283, a ratio of 874 to 1.

Religious bigotry and a fear of outsiders have replaced religious studies in schools, police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane, diplomats shake hands with their right and hide a poison dagger in their left, and from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Like Murica. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Like Murica's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Like Murica is ranked 12,759th in the world and 325th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,974.69254175152 days.

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Largest Retail Industry: 35thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 67thMost Corrupt Governments: 128thFattest Citizens: 133rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 167thHighest Disposable Incomes: 169thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 203rdMost Efficient Economies: 208thMost Avoided: 217thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 230thLargest Gambling Industry: 238thMost Armed: 239thRudest Citizens: 317thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 344thLargest Insurance Industry: 427thHighest Crime Rates: 449thHighest Average Incomes: 451stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 582ndMost Cultured: 607thLargest Mining Sector: 624thMost Patriotic: 704thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 730thLargest Agricultural Sector: 875thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 985thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,220thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,410thHighest Economic Output: 1,794thLargest Governments: 1,797thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,826thMost Secular: 1,943rdMost Subsidized Industry: 1,987thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,079thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,188thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 3,053rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,123rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,035thSmartest Citizens: 4,540thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,118thLargest Black Market: 7,477thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,117thMost Stationary: 12,759thMost Influential: 13,637thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 22,528thMost Pro-Market: 28,138thLargest Populations: 28,922ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 29,301st
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Largest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Armed: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionRudest Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 16th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 18th in the regionMost Patriotic: 22nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 23rd in the regionMost Cultured: 24th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 28th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 31st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 31st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 45th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 54th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 54th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 71st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 72nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 75th in the regionMost Secular: 88th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 94th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 116th in the regionLargest Black Market: 124th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 218th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 242nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 267th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 285th in the regionMost Stationary: 325th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 356th in the regionLargest Populations: 475th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Like Murica, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Like Murica.
  • : Following new legislation in Like Murica, diplomats shake hands with their right and hide a poison dagger in their left.
  • : Following new legislation in Like Murica, police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane.
  • : Following new legislation in Like Murica, religious bigotry and a fear of outsiders have replaced religious studies in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Like Murica, owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions.
  • : Following new legislation in Like Murica, people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute.
  • : Following new legislation in Like Murica, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Like Murica with a very polite populace.
  • : Following new legislation in Like Murica, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense.
  • : Following new legislation in Like Murica, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns.
  • : Like Murica was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.

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