Population | 14.083 billion |
Capital | Washington DC |
Leader | Emperor Joseph Robinette Biden |
Faith | Atheism |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Eagle |
The Imperial Consortium of Like Murica is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Joseph Robinette Biden with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 14.083 billion Muricans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Like Murican economy, worth a remarkable 7,039 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 499,889 Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,620,826 per year while the poor average 5,283, a ratio of 874 to 1.
Religious bigotry and a fear of outsiders have replaced religious studies in schools, police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane, diplomats shake hands with their right and hide a poison dagger in their left, and from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Like Murica. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Like Murica's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.
Like Murica is ranked 12,759th in the world and 325th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,974.69254175152 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Like Murica, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Like Murica.
- : Following new legislation in Like Murica, diplomats shake hands with their right and hide a poison dagger in their left.
- : Following new legislation in Like Murica, police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane.
- : Following new legislation in Like Murica, religious bigotry and a fear of outsiders have replaced religious studies in schools.
- : Following new legislation in Like Murica, owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions.
- : Following new legislation in Like Murica, people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute.
- : Following new legislation in Like Murica, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Like Murica with a very polite populace.
- : Following new legislation in Like Murica, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense.
- : Following new legislation in Like Murica, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns.
- : Like Murica was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.