Population | 5.314 billion |
Capital | United Jerusalem |
Leader | David Ben-Gurion |
Faith | Judaism |
Currency | shekel |
Animal | dragon |
The Jewish State of Israel of Liberal Malaysia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by David Ben-Gurion with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 5.314 billion Israelis enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of United Jerusalem. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Israeli economy, worth a remarkable 1,351 trillion shekels a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 254,413 shekels, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.
Sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Israeli Embarrassments, and the army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Liberal Malaysia's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Judaism.
Liberal Malaysia is ranked 50,095th in the world and 4th in Union of Allied States for Most Stationary, with 902.17245733148 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Liberal Malaysia, the army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education.
- : Following new legislation in Liberal Malaysia, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Israeli Embarrassments.
- : Following new legislation in Liberal Malaysia, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless.
- : Liberal Malaysia lodged a message on the Union of Allied States Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Liberal Malaysia, sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes.
- : Following new legislation in Liberal Malaysia, children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school.
- : Liberal Malaysia lodged a message on the Union of Allied States Regional Message Board.
- : Liberal Malaysia lodged a message on the Union of Allied States Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Liberal Malaysia, every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor.
- : Following new legislation in Liberal Malaysia, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory.