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Rudest Citizens: 755thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,204thMost Secular: 1,412th
The Jewish State of Israel of
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AM YISRAEL CHAI!!!
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Liberal Malaysia

Population5.314 billion

CapitalUnited Jerusalem
LeaderDavid Ben-Gurion
FaithJudaism

Currencyshekel
Animaldragon

The Jewish State of Israel of Liberal Malaysia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by David Ben-Gurion with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 5.314 billion Israelis enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of United Jerusalem. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Israeli economy, worth a remarkable 1,351 trillion shekels a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 254,413 shekels, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Israeli Embarrassments, and the army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Liberal Malaysia's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Judaism.

Liberal Malaysia is ranked 50,095th in the world and 4th in Union of Allied States for Most Stationary, with 902.17245733148 days.

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Rudest Citizens: 755thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,204thMost Secular: 1,412thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,926thMost Efficient Economies: 2,485thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,590thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 3,147thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,227thLargest Governments: 3,556thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,331stMost Cultured: 4,409thHighest Food Quality: 4,420thLowest Crime Rates: 4,687thSmartest Citizens: 4,701stLargest Welfare Programs: 4,776thMost Inclusive: 4,815thMost Developed: 4,861stLongest Average Lifespans: 4,936thHighest Average Incomes: 5,059thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,585thHealthiest Citizens: 5,746thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,905thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,170thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,576thMost Patriotic: 7,967thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,299thSafest: 8,814thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,331stMost Rebellious Youth: 11,386thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,040thLargest Retail Industry: 13,084thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,099thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 15,610thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,809thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,996thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,289thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,942ndHighest Economic Output: 20,350thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,837thBest Weather: 21,774thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 29,726th
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Liberal Malaysia, the army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education.
  • : Following new legislation in Liberal Malaysia, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Israeli Embarrassments.
  • : Following new legislation in Liberal Malaysia, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless.
  • : Liberal Malaysia lodged a message on the Union of Allied States Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Liberal Malaysia, sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes.
  • : Following new legislation in Liberal Malaysia, children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school.
  • : Liberal Malaysia lodged a message on the Union of Allied States Regional Message Board.
  • : Liberal Malaysia lodged a message on the Union of Allied States Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Liberal Malaysia, every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor.
  • : Following new legislation in Liberal Malaysia, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory.

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