Population | 9.071 billion |
Capital | Sohilenel |
Leader | Washol Marleo |
Faith | Kiwalo Shekal |
Currency | yal |
Animal | cat |
The Kingdom of Leopurra is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Washol Marleo with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.071 billion Leopurmuri are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sohilenel. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Leopurmura economy, worth a remarkable 1,167 trillion yals a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,741 yals, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Jennifer Government is a bestseller, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Leopurmura Embarrassments, people who have never eaten chicken are told it tastes a bit like crocodile, and weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them. Crime is totally unknown. Leopurra's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kiwalo Shekal.
Leopurra is ranked 212,542nd in the world and 5,716th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 35.03315813432 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Leopurra, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them.
- : Following new legislation in Leopurra, people who have never eaten chicken are told it tastes a bit like crocodile.
- : Following new legislation in Leopurra, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Leopurmura Embarrassments.
- : Following new legislation in Leopurra, Jennifer Government is a bestseller.
- : Following new legislation in Leopurra, "Idol-Worship for the Apathetic" workshops are cancelled when no-one bothers to show up.
- : Following new legislation in Leopurra, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground.
- : Following new legislation in Leopurra, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up.
- : Following new legislation in Leopurra, there's nothing special about Washol Marleo.
- : Following new legislation in Leopurra, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order.
- : Following new legislation in Leopurra, angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes.