The Most Serene Republic of Lavendar Shores is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Lila Violetta with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, devout population of 768 million Lavendar Shoresians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cereleste. The average income tax rate is 74.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Lavendar Shoresian economy, worth 76.1 trillion Trels a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is 99,127 Trels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, appliance stores are finding spy cameras embedded in their unboxed merchandise, frustrated teenage boys are told that if they like it then they should have put a ring on it, and fiscal policy hawks decry the sizable "panem et circenses" fund added to the public budget. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lavendar Shores's national animal is the Jellyfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Lavendar Shores is ranked 59,440^th in the world and 1,427^th in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 99,127.26 Standard Monetary Units.