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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,837thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,687thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,437th
The People's Republic of
Democratic Socialists Hell
A Igualdade Nunca Morrerá
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Lavan Tiri

Population17.433 billion

CapitalImponerse
LeaderPresident Hugo Tomas Rodrigo
FaithThe Lavani High Church

Currencybabaca
AnimalIberian wolf

The People's Republic of Lavan Tiri is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Hugo Tomas Rodrigo with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 17.433 billion Tirians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imponerse. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Lavani economy, worth a remarkable 2,770 trillion babacas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 158,915 babacas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (Lavan Tiri has found 3 easter eggs), even secular Tirians are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!", and LT-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lavan Tiri's national animal is the Iberian wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Lavani High Church.

Lavan Tiri is ranked 280,593rd in the world and 48th in The Confederacy of Free Nations for Most Stationary, with 6.266662656 days.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,837thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,687thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 3,437thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,591stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,616thMost Inclusive: 3,938thNicest Citizens: 4,144thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,357thBest Weather: 4,412thHighest Food Quality: 4,603rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,625thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,655thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,880thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,045thMost Developed: 5,253rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,278thLargest Governments: 5,330thMost Cultured: 5,362ndLongest Average Lifespans: 5,475thHealthiest Citizens: 6,873rdHighest Poor Incomes: 7,225thLowest Crime Rates: 7,348thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,485thSmartest Citizens: 7,899thHighest Economic Output: 8,080thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,477thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 14,902ndMost Devout: 14,948thMost Efficient Economies: 15,064thHighest Average Incomes: 19,153rdLargest Populations: 20,787thMost Income Equality: 22,955thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25,203rd

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