Population | 7.498 billion |
Capital | Soxopholis |
Leader | Sexy Soxer |
Faith | Beryl the Peril |
Currency | Joke |
Animal | Mule |
The Sniggers of Laughingsox is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sexy Soxer with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, disturbing lack of elderly people, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.498 billion Laughingsoxians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soxopholis. The average income tax rate is 27.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Laughingsoxian economy, worth a remarkable 1,191 trillion Jokes a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 158,940 Jokes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.
Tetris has been banned for its graphic violent content, videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular, if you go into the woods today you're sure of a big surprise, and schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Laughingsox's national animal is the Mule, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Beryl the Peril.
Laughingsox is ranked 55,127th in the world and 565th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 797.42826047892 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Laughingsox's influence in Osiris rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Following new legislation in Laughingsox, schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar.
- : Following new legislation in Laughingsox, if you go into the woods today you're sure of a big surprise.
- : Following new legislation in Laughingsox, videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular.
- : Following new legislation in Laughingsox, Tetris has been banned for its graphic violent content.
- : Following new legislation in Laughingsox, every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver.
- : Following new legislation in Laughingsox, there's more hugging than talking in most talk shows.
- : Following new legislation in Laughingsox, unemployed mercenaries drift the country looking for new careers.
- : Following new legislation in Laughingsox, Sexy Soxer is worshipped as a god.
- : Following new legislation in Laughingsox, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.