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Most Pacifist: 2,169thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,649thSafest: 2,694th
The United Federation of
Democratic Socialists Hell
Forward, Lasvalreans!
Lady Prosperity
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Lasvalre

Population7.576 billion

CapitalTranquility
LeaderLady Prosperity
FaithHumanity

CurrencySovereign Lasval
AnimalLasvalrean Dodo

The United Federation of Lasvalre is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Lady Prosperity with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.576 billion Lasvalreans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tranquility. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Lasvalrean economy, worth a remarkable 1,005 trillion Sovereign Lasvals a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,660 Sovereign Lasvals, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cops in Tranquility spend much of their time napping on a park bench next to Embassy Row, weight loss clubs that guarantee losing a stone a month are talking about misplacing rocks, news headlines suggest that Lady Prosperity has a sideline in guinea pig pimping, and teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lasvalre's national animal is the Lasvalrean Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Humanity.

Lasvalre is ranked 86,088th in the world and 65th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Most Stationary, with 539.9974669014 days.

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Most Pacifist: 2,169thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,649thSafest: 2,694thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,741stMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,916thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 3,146thBest Weather: 3,205thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,360thMost Influential: 3,384thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,939thHealthiest Citizens: 4,313thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,414thMost Secular: 4,452ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,500thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,080thMost Inclusive: 5,152ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,271stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,423rdMost Beautiful Environments: 6,041stMost Advanced Public Education: 6,418thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,583rdLowest Crime Rates: 7,006thMost Developed: 7,042ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,291stHighest Food Quality: 7,536thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,751stLargest Governments: 8,079thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,612thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,775thSmartest Citizens: 9,102ndLargest Publishing Industry: 9,115thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,708thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,477thTop
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Most Income Equality: 22,809thHighest Average Incomes: 29,746th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 10th in the regionMost Secular: 10th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 15th in the regionSafest: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 17th in the regionMost Pacifist: 17th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 19th in the regionNicest Citizens: 19th in the regionBest Weather: 19th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Influential: 21st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 21st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 24th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 24th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Lasvalre was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Lasvalre was endorsed by The Socialist Republic of Sheepstate.
  • : Lasvalre was endorsed by The Grand Duchy of Isabella Saint-De La Rayne Horne.
  • : Lasvalre was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Lasvalre was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Lasvalre was endorsed by The Republic of Windond.
  • : Following new legislation in Lasvalre, teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season.
  • : Following new legislation in Lasvalre, news headlines suggest that Lady Prosperity has a sideline in guinea pig pimping.
  • : Following new legislation in Lasvalre, weight loss clubs that guarantee losing a stone a month are talking about misplacing rocks.
  • : Lasvalre was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.

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