The Republic of Large trees is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Bob Lee with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.919 billion Large treesians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Steve Mcgarrettville. The average income tax rate is 29.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Large treesian economy, worth 206 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,593 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is under the thumb of countless special interests, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned, and wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Large trees's national animal is the Kangaroo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Large trees is ranked 78,106^th in the world and 174^th in The League for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.83 law-abiding acts per hour.