Population | 42.172 billion |
Capital | Fort Recliner |
Leader | President Douglas Lorry |
Faith | grumbling |
Currency | plonk |
Animal | retiree |
The Grumpy Old Men of Landigo Acres is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Douglas Lorry with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, parental licensing program, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The devout population of 42.172 billion Landigons are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous government prioritizes Law & Order, although Education, Healthcare, and Social Policy are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Recliner. The average income tax rate is 87.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The very strong Landigo Acresian economy, worth a remarkable 3,435 trillion plonks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 81,458 plonks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
All statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers, many are asking why the latest naval vessel is named after Saint Bartholomeus the Many Handed, bike rage is all the rage, and human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Landigo Acres's national animal is the retiree, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is grumbling.
Landigo Acres is ranked 4,259th in the world and 4th in The Scandalian Alliance for Most Stationary, with 3,456.70612104 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Landigo Acres's influence in The Scandalian Alliance fell from "Enforcer" to "Dealmaker".
- : Landigo Acres was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist.
- : Landigo Acres was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist.
- : Landigo Acres was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Landigo Acres was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector and Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Following new legislation in Landigo Acres, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants.
- : Following new legislation in Landigo Acres, bike rage is all the rage.
- : Landigo Acres was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Following new legislation in Landigo Acres, many are asking why the latest naval vessel is named after Saint Bartholomeus the Many Handed.
- : Landigo Acres lodged a message on the The Scandalian Alliance Regional Message Board.