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Most Armed: 5,098thMost Patriotic: 6,806thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,877th
The Rogue Nation of
Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce
Laisvė, vienybė, gerovė
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Laizlhauni

Population2.737 billion

CurrencyFauzjhiaux
AnimalCat

The Rogue Nation of Laizlhauni is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its enslaved workforce, disturbing lack of elderly people, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.737 billion Laizlhaunians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Laizlhaunian economy, worth 404 trillion Fauzjhiauxes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 147,890 Fauzjhiauxes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 445,002 per year while the poor average 38,341, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.

Ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products, the government has returned all business to private ownership, almost all products in Laizlhauni are hand-crafted due to strict employment laws, and five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Laizlhauni's national animal is the Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Laizlhauni is ranked 21,812th in the world and 13th in Sauzsialislhe Canazbha for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,564.81 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most Armed: 5,098thMost Patriotic: 6,806thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,877thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,569thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,075thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,401stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,191stMost Conservative: 15,329thHighest Disposable Incomes: 16,685thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,263rdTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 20,307thMost Corrupt Governments: 21,397thHealthiest Citizens: 21,697thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 21,812thLowest Crime Rates: 22,820thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,914thMost Scientifically Advanced: 25,643rdHighest Average Incomes: 26,081stMost Devout: 28,729thLargest Black Market: 31,586thSmartest Citizens: 32,544th
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Laizlhauni, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes.
  • : Following new legislation in Laizlhauni, almost all products in Laizlhauni are hand-crafted due to strict employment laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Laizlhauni, the government has returned all business to private ownership.
  • : Laizlhauni was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Laizlhauni, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products.
  • : Following new legislation in Laizlhauni, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security.
  • : Following new legislation in Laizlhauni, understaffed slavers offer highballs when asked to 'pass the screwdriver' during household maintenance.
  • : Following new legislation in Laizlhauni, the government is flooded with compensation requests.
  • : Following new legislation in Laizlhauni, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
  • : Following new legislation in Laizlhauni, Laizlhaunians suffer not the eggplant emoji to live.

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