by Max Barry

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Nudest: 191stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 313thMost Influential: 1,174th
The Insane Zombie Nudist Colony of
Mother Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship
My voices get along with my monsters.
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Population21.338 billion

CapitalConstance City
LeaderQueen Constance McCloud

CurrencyCoS Mark
AnimalViolent J

The Insane Zombie Nudist Colony of LadyRebels is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Constance McCloud with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, frequent executions, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 21.338 billion LadyRebelsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constance City. The average income tax rate is 69.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming LadyRebelsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,748 trillion CoS Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 128,808 CoS Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins, workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year, the justice of LadyRebels is considered superior to that of other nations, and more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LadyRebels's national animal is the Violent J, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

LadyRebels is ranked 133,433rd in the world and 4,219th in the South Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 46.18 Insults Per Minute.

Nudest: 191stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 313thMost Influential: 1,174thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 2,947thLargest Black Market: 3,410thHighest Economic Output: 5,510thLargest Populations: 6,433rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,816thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,072ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,701stLowest Crime Rates: 8,811thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,836thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,425thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,578thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,601stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,844thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,918thHealthiest Citizens: 11,747thBest Weather: 11,930thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,040thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,269thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,998thMost Cultured: 15,512thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,652ndMost Advanced Public Education: 15,706thSmartest Citizens: 16,640thMost Inclusive: 18,555thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,042ndHighest Average Incomes: 20,180thMost Developed: 21,203rdLargest Governments: 22,380th
Nudest: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 42nd in the regionLargest Populations: 55th in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 88th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 106th in the regionMost Influential: 116th in the regionLargest Black Market: 131st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 204th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 212th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 243rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 269th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 298th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 312th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 345th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 352nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 355th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 368th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 370th in the regionBest Weather: 403rd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 439th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 440th in the regionMost Cultured: 442nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 484th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 492nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 510th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 510th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 595th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 619th in the regionMost Developed: 640th in the regionLargest Governments: 667th in the regionMost Inclusive: 670th in the region

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