The Frybarec of Lacmhacarh is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by speunaigh with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 45.911 billion Abh are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The tiny government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 3.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Abh economy, worth a remarkable 5,426 trillion credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,198 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, Speunaigh's reputation is hard as nails, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, and invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Lacmhacarh's national animal is the housecat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lacmhacarh is ranked 1^st in the world and 1^st in The West for Lowest Crime Rates, with zero law-abiding acts per hour.