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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 267thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,361stHighest Crime Rates: 1,576th
The Kyrupt Cassette of
Capitalizt Freedom-Loving Libertarians
Tell 'em to carve my name in the bar stool, baby.
the Overgoat
Influence
Auxiliary
Procurator
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Kyrusia

Population21.097 billion

CapitalPandæmonium
Leaderthe Overgoat
Faiththe Cult of the Overgoat

CurrencyFaustian bargain
Animaldiabolic ibex

The Kyrupt Cassette of Kyrusia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Overgoat with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 21.097 billion infernal caprids enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pandæmonium. Income tax is unheard of.

The strong infernally caprine economy, worth a remarkable 1,997 trillion Faustian bargains a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is 94,667 Faustian bargains, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 871,228 per year while the poor average 1,050, a ratio of 829 to 1.

Claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges, exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles, in a fit of passion the Overgoat has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions, and the Cult of the Overgoat has been named as Kyrusia's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kyrusia's national animal is the diabolic ibex, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Cult of the Overgoat.

Kyrusia is ranked 4,447th in the world and 3rd in The Local Cluster for Most Armed, with 11.47 Weapons Per Person.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 267thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,361stHighest Crime Rates: 1,576thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,693rdHighest Drug Use: 1,995thFattest Citizens: 2,010thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,042ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,401stTop
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Most Avoided: 2,560thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,624thMost Armed: 4,447thMost Stationary: 5,292ndLargest Mining Sector: 5,349thRudest Citizens: 5,994thLargest Populations: 6,549thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,976thLargest Retail Industry: 7,794thHighest Economic Output: 8,305thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,922ndMost Influential: 10,339thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 13,094thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,647thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,909thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,304thMost Pro-Market: 15,742ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,209thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,814thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,263rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,658thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 20,253rdMost Corrupt Governments: 23,750th
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Most Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the region

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