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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,471stMost Pacifist: 1,597thSafest: 1,609th
The Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone
God, Homeland, Liberty
Influence
Newcomer
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Kyrianian

Population10.871 billion

CapitalKyrianian City
FaithAtheism

Currencyrupee
Animalporpoise

The Republic of Kyrianian is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.871 billion Kyrianianians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyrianian City. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyrianianian economy, worth a remarkable 1,836 trillion rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 168,964 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips, unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims, many of the unemployed have had the fight taken out of them, and court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyrianian's national animal is the porpoise, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Kyrianian is ranked 8,696th in the world and 431st in Balder for Most Cultured, scoring 126 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,471stMost Pacifist: 1,597thSafest: 1,609thBest Weather: 1,748thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,806thMost Inclusive: 1,864thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,870thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,891stLargest Welfare Programs: 1,981stMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,026thMost Developed: 2,028thNicest Citizens: 2,049thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,067thMost Secular: 2,194thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,322ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,336thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,556thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,649thHealthiest Citizens: 2,722ndHighest Food Quality: 2,803rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,851stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,956thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,021stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,063rdTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 3,264thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,500thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,519thSmartest Citizens: 4,070thLargest Governments: 4,099thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,061stMost Cultured: 8,696thMost Efficient Economies: 9,455thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,285thHighest Economic Output: 13,823rdTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 16,129thMost Income Equality: 23,607thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26,100th
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 41st in the regionMost Pacifist: 46th in the regionBest Weather: 48th in the regionSafest: 53rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 59th in the regionMost Inclusive: 61st in the regionNicest Citizens: 62nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 63rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 70th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 75th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 77th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 78th in the regionMost Developed: 80th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 82nd in the regionMost Secular: 90th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 102nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 103rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 104th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 110th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 119th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 122nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 127th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 129th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 135th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 151st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 160th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 165th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 170th in the regionLargest Governments: 173rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 290th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 401st in the regionMost Cultured: 431st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 544th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 749th in the regionMost Income Equality: 904th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,178th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kyrianian was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Kyrianian's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Kyrianian was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrianian, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrianian, many of the unemployed have had the fight taken out of them.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrianian, unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrianian, ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrianian, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
  • : Kyrianian's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrianian, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Leader is a silly poophead.

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