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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,298thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,797thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,475th
The Republic of
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Kynthes

Population4.009 billion

CapitalKyrdava
LeaderArkadz Smith
FaithBread

CurrencyStamp
AnimalGopnei

The Republic of Kynthes is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Arkadz Smith with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 4.009 billion Kynthesi have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyrdava. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kynthesine economy, worth 766 trillion Stamps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 191,265 Stamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young schoolchildren pledge allegiance to One Nation Under Bum Indivisible By Poo, Kynthes's first free elections in recent memory have been successfully concluded, voting district maps are said to resemble a tyrannosaurus eating the capital, and Arkadz Smith's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kynthes's national animal is the Gopnei, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Bread.

Kynthes is ranked 154,197th in the world and 85th in The Hole To Hide In for Most Armed, with 0.28 Weapons Per Person.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,298thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,797thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,475thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,545thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,073rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,542ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,681stLargest Black Market: 5,278thMost Developed: 6,522ndMost Corrupt Governments: 6,971stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,044thMost Influential: 7,300thMost Secular: 7,327thHighest Average Incomes: 7,615thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,616thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,016thLargest Governments: 8,063rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,372ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,448thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,731stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,868thSmartest Citizens: 8,933rdLowest Crime Rates: 9,092ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,871stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,379thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,342ndTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 12,365thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,756thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,392ndMost Beautiful Environments: 14,703rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,365thMost Efficient Economies: 19,472ndMost Subsidized Industry: 19,791stMost Rebellious Youth: 19,825thBest Weather: 20,965thMost Inclusive: 21,546thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,690th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 12th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 13th in the regionMost Developed: 15th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Influential: 16th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17th in the regionMost Stationary: 17th in the regionMost Secular: 17th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kynthes, Arkadz Smith's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition.
  • : Kynthes voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom Of Association".
  • : Kynthes lodged a message on the The Hole To Hide In Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Kynthes, voting district maps are said to resemble a tyrannosaurus eating the capital.
  • : Kynthes lodged a message on the The Hole To Hide In Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Kynthes, Kynthes's first free elections in recent memory have been successfully concluded.
  • : Kynthes was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Kynthes lodged a message on the The Hole To Hide In Regional Message Board.
  • : Kynthes lodged a message on the The Hole To Hide In Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Kynthes, young schoolchildren pledge allegiance to One Nation Under Bum Indivisible By Poo.

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