The Republic of Kynthes is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Arkadz Smith with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 4.009 billion Kynthesi have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyrdava. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kynthesine economy, worth 766 trillion Stamps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 191,265 Stamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young schoolchildren pledge allegiance to One Nation Under Bum Indivisible By Poo, Kynthes's first free elections in recent memory have been successfully concluded, voting district maps are said to resemble a tyrannosaurus eating the capital, and Arkadz Smith's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kynthes's national animal is the Gopnei, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Bread.

Kynthes is ranked 154,197^th in the world and 85^th in The Hole To Hide In for Most Armed, with 0.28 Weapons Per Person.