The Warzone States of Kyldellian Mencorp is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, ritual sacrifices, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 22.596 billion Kyldellians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Law & Order isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dark City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyldellian economy, worth an astonishing 18,394 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 814,060 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, graffiti graces every city's streets, and families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kyldellian Mencorp's national animal is the Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Morvolox.

Kyldellian Mencorp is ranked 291,240^th in the world and 20^th in Kylden for Safest, scoring 2.42 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.