The Third Social Alliance of Kyldellian Halon is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Founder with an even hand, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, pith helmet sales, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 25.113 billion Kyldellians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Great Fortress of Mt Iris. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyldellian economy, worth an astonishing 17,420 trillion Grams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 693,676 Grams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests, the urinary fragrance of seedier establishments is thankfully hidden by the smell of stale smoke, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, and Kyldellian Halon isn't what it used to be. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyldellian Halon's national animal is the Monster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Morvolox.

Kyldellian Halon is ranked 340^th in the world and 5^th in Kylden for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 33,613.01 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.