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Highest Poor Incomes: 7thMost Subsidized Industry: 15thHighest Average Incomes: 38th
The Centro Warzone States of
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Kyldellian Gilge

Population13.712 billion

CapitalThor City
FaithMorvolox

CurrencyGram
AnimalMonster

The Centro Warzone States of Kyldellian Gilge is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.712 billion Kyldellians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Law & Order isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thor City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Centro Social Alliance economy, worth an astonishing 10,765 trillion Grams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 785,094 Grams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rocket boots and thermal detonators have become standard-issue military gear, the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies, healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease, and newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kyldellian Gilge's national animal is the Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Morvolox.

Kyldellian Gilge is ranked 4,589th in the world and 9th in Kylden for Most Stationary, with 2,269.66521408 Days.

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Highest Poor Incomes: 7thMost Subsidized Industry: 15thHighest Average Incomes: 38thLargest Black Market: 54thLargest Publishing Industry: 61stMost Efficient Economies: 62ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 86thMost Armed: 101stMost Cultured: 107thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 120thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 124thLargest Governments: 127thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 144thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 153rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 155thLargest Information Technology Sector: 160thMost Advanced Public Transport: 170thMost Advanced Public Education: 200thHighest Crime Rates: 203rdRudest Citizens: 211thLargest Welfare Programs: 212thMost Inclusive: 220thMost Rebellious Youth: 222ndSmartest Citizens: 225thHighest Average Tax Rates: 231stHighest Economic Output: 326thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 329thLargest Gambling Industry: 408thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 453rdMost Devout: 709thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 814thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 823rdLargest Retail Industry: 952ndTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,950thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,036thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,077thMost Developed: 2,117thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,340thFattest Citizens: 2,483rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,589thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,618thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,826thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,201stLongest Average Lifespans: 4,547thMost Stationary: 4,589thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,623rdMost Influential: 9,046thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 11,011thHighest Drug Use: 11,932ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,124thLargest Populations: 14,675thNudest: 17,240th
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Highest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, rocket boots and thermal detonators have become standard-issue military gear.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, most ambassadors from Kyldellian Gilge retire only a few years after being appointed.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, children are sent to either religious or secular schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, the nation doesn't need to go to war in order to acquire new territory.

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