The Im still alive of Kurphentalia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, public floggings, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.083 billion mitski fans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 23.8%.

The strong Kurphentalian economy, worth 53.2 trillion radioheads a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 49,126 radioheads, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Women don't report crimes to the emergency services for fear of being arrested, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, juvenile delinquents are fitter than ever, and bins outnumber trees in city parks. Crime is a problem. Kurphentalia's national animal is the weezer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kurphentalia is ranked 118,013^th in the world and 2,203^rd in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 2,577.9 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.