Population | 5.855 billion |
Capital | Legatia |
Leader | Prime Minister |
Faith | Pacifism |
Currency | klip |
Animal | Kolloquian Owl |
The Island of Kolloquia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.855 billion Kolloquians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Legatia. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Kolloquian economy, worth a remarkable 1,082 trillion klips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 184,814 klips, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite, politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time, and editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kolloquia's national animal is the Kolloquian Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Pacifism.
Kolloquia is ranked 85,328th in the world and 1st in Mismatched Masterpiece for Most Stationary, with 548.06723951452 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kolloquia, editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning.
- : Following new legislation in Kolloquia, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time.
- : Kolloquia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
- : Kolloquia suppressed a post on the Mismatched Masterpiece Regional Message Board.
- : Kolloquia suppressed a post on the Mismatched Masterpiece Regional Message Board.
- : Kolloquia suppressed a post on the Mismatched Masterpiece Regional Message Board.
- : Kolloquia suppressed a post on the Mismatched Masterpiece Regional Message Board.
- : Kolloquia suppressed a post on the Mismatched Masterpiece Regional Message Board.
- : Kolloquia suppressed a post on the Mismatched Masterpiece Regional Message Board.
- : Kolloquia suppressed a post on the Mismatched Masterpiece Regional Message Board.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 3 » Zealaidania, Aeinuge, and Imengard.