Population | 8.708 billion |
Capital | Kini |
Leader | Shark B |
Faith | Buddhism |
Currency | Bitcoin |
Animal | Requiem Shark |
The Kingdom of Knitehorn is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Shark B with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, ban on automobiles, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.708 billion Knitehornians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kini. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Knitehornian economy, worth a remarkable 1,845 trillion Bitcoins a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 211,983 Bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
Couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material', citizens queue to get the reinstated bank notes and coins, online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for Knitehorn, and actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Knitehorn's national animal is the Requiem Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Buddhism.
Knitehorn is ranked 24,973rd in the world and 507th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,464.00540331372 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Knitehorn was endorsed by The Rising Sun's Land of Yaorozu.
- : Knitehorn was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Northern Tatria.
- : Knitehorn was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of The Resoland.
- : Knitehorn was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Eralan.
- : Knitehorn was endorsed by The United States of The New Oceanic States.
- : Knitehorn was endorsed by The Republic of Hyphen.
- : Knitehorn was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Ubeland.
- : Knitehorn was endorsed by The Wartime General of Francois Isidore.
- : Knitehorn was endorsed by The Illustrious Domain of Vancricia.
- : Knitehorn was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Ardok.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 188 » The Rhein States, Omnistria, Ethnon, Great Bights Mum, Loutsland, Shibutani, Corfad, Koda-Land, North Bratislava, Bankowiata, Sikol, Former English Colony, Dreadton, Siwale, Empy, Simone Republic, Wilkshire, Kranostav, Xentherida, Xagill, Votak Matim, Frances Francis the First of France, Sil Dorsett, Malta Comino Gozo, Pallaith, AmManies, A Salmon Named Harold, PotatoFarmers, Wineclaw, New Trisone, Perikuresu, Unsophisticate, Advancia-Sizzletown, Unshleepd, Hellsinky, Joodey, Vincone Cae, Merconitonitopia, Wisconsota, The Jerichowan Country, Kwaj, Seenvorland, Holy Marcus Empire, Parpyduckland, Maott, Pazair, Pasargad, KAP03land, Cobolica, Bornodia, and 138 others.The Arverni Lands, Bagojo, Regallio, Inspiratus, Varisland, Filibustra, Omicron Persei V111, Zyvetskistaahn, Sechiole, Antiyard, Oannia, The Austro Germanic Union, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Intion North, Radicaster, Wolffoxia, Tsandonown, Chipoli, Darkanistan, New-Ferytland, Exkosia, Stud Hoy, Russila, Transitional Global Authority, Nationeer, Racoda, Aguaria Major, Technocratic-european Countries, Harjad, Vlenkenov, Dem Republic of Romania, Laforeia, PlanetMercury, Kandorith, Pyos Ter, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Jeltronian WA Mission, Ellbonnia, IHateRights, Blyskalia, Gorundu, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, Esperonia, Southern Moosetopia, Pineappleistania, Mallyna, Marlducro, Catalis, South Parter, Deliber, Atrito, Unimaginable Doom, Alire, Northern-Kempia, TamilPesum, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, Ishtimbine, New Atlantico, Pinky Queen, Kaschovia, Valentine Z, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Ayuzhhhhh, The Blind Side, Bedsonya, Ovekisu, Great Ignesia, Notyoutopia, Rex Republic, Castle In Confidence, TyGerria, Federation of Vanguard, Inclement Space, Petronellania, DarkMondoria, CyberEgypt, Arucaria, Jenha, Lionsroar, Bodhisva, Izern, Vertigoism, Sindoesia, Bardopia, Sur Isles, Kingdom of Time, Aerilia, Republiqueducroissant, Zandos, Love Shack, Eurocom, Dodos Revenge, Neptunian Military Administration, Mystiquelle, Alogiada, Western Justice, Armonker, United Orange Valley States, Segesta, Individualist Catopia, Illusia and Neverendia, Furballland, New Chiken, Verderiesdre, Luminerra, Arostica, McMasterdonia, Kainin, Valiacorkit, Zelenaya Dolina, Eludmonden, Fragrancia, Ereena, Abinved, Pribaltic Union, Halsoni, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Germanic Cat, Endus Mea Fral, Texaska, United Kahndaq, Gragadoia, Nistriabar, Altivia, Nu Elysium, Aoncarpa, Ardok, Vancricia, Francois Isidore, Ubeland, Hyphen, The New Oceanic States, Eralan, The Resoland, Northern Tatria, and Yaorozu.