by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,231stMost Influential: 1,945thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,127th
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Population1.017 billion

LeaderShark B

AnimalRequiem Shark

The Kingdom of Knitehorn is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Shark B with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, enslaved workforce, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.017 billion Knitehornians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kini. The average income tax rate is 41.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Knitehornian economy, worth 117 trillion Bitcoins a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 115,186 Bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path, moonshine has made a resurgence, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, and the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks". Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Knitehorn's national animal is the Requiem Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Knitehorn is ranked 9,315th in the world and 495th in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 94.62 Atheism Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,231stMost Influential: 1,945thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,127thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,227thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,094thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,144thMost Armed: 7,610thMost Secular: 9,315thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,819thTop
Largest Black Market: 13,788thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,950thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,325thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,224thLargest Retail Industry: 16,780thHighest Disposable Incomes: 16,970thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,169th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 86th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 239th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 273rd in the regionMost Armed: 297th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 394th in the regionLargest Black Market: 489th in the regionMost Secular: 495th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 544th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 598th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 610th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 623rd in the regionMost Influential: 694th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 699th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 758th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 792nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 854th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Knitehorn was endorsed by The New Comfedian Empire of Comfed.
  • : Knitehorn voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Syria".
  • : Following new legislation in Knitehorn, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks".
  • : Following new legislation in Knitehorn, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries.
  • : Following new legislation in Knitehorn, moonshine has made a resurgence.
  • : Following new legislation in Knitehorn, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path.
  • : Following new legislation in Knitehorn, bailiffs must face down a fusillade of depleted uranium rounds.
  • : Knitehorn was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Knitehorn was endorsed by The United Kingdom of Venicea.
  • : Knitehorn was endorsed by The Republic of Testnation223.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 168 » Noahs Second Country, Yaorozu, Territorio di Nessuno, Corfad, Orado, Newpromisedland, The Rhein States, Dar es Saalam, Siwale, Shibutani, Xagill, Empy, Hamerica, Interdimensional Zone, New Lakemba, Pazair, Praeceps, Omnistria, Seenvorland, Valentine Z, Dabarastan, Ethnon, Great Bights Mum, Valhalla123, Nistriabar, North Bratislava, Koda-Land, Loli County, Unshleepd, Sundred, Daiz, Prydania, Westinor, 1 very fast endotarter, Fendlium, Notyoutopia, Selfgradatude, Guer Aike, Malta Comino Gozo, Kasazzastan, El Fiji Grande, McMasterdonia, Serendipita Martia, Zumlandia, Dreadton, Sunto, Sil Dorsett, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Crader, Yokciq Empire, and 118 others.Zeternia, Wisconsota, Astronomical, Pallaith, Frances Francis the First of France, The Pantheons, The Serdey Islands, Wineclaw, Shadowrik, Fauzjhia, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Holy Oranz, Greater Pittsburgh, The Iron Lions, Oceanialia, PotatoFarmers, Avastate, Maott, Fayyayid, Korovan Isles, Joodey, Sikol, Frostcell, Loutsland, Saperisole, Xentherida, Zzozona, The Tampa Bay Rays, Former English Colony, I Like Killing people, Libertania Democratica, Fluffy Noodles, Shinjuku tokyo 0, The Calabash Protectorate, Kocherian, The Endless Eventide, Kranostav, Clan Spaniel, Hopsin, Seanat, Brucklania, Arichia, Schnuftelland, Eywaan, Highton Islands, Nouvelle-Floride, New Jamgra, Unimaginable Doom, U S Eh, Xyrron, Ravendi, Smesh, Pokemanland, Madjack, Ihsan, Principia Mathematica, Kragsgale, Xipher, Simone Republic, Astal Aavors, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, United Kahndaq, Artemis Selene, Buckhem, Andexia, Moubarakistan, Solskjar, Napnomadia, Neu-Galicia, Heilhum Imperius, Nationeer, Vincone Cae, Innocentic, Dangine, Votak Matim, Runeda, Harjad, Frahnkzaden, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Outer Shenendoah, Glanst, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Lulubellia, Elvoreto, Magna Banitia, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Democratic Republic of Kohland, Chips and Guac, Navsland, Hardscrabble, Abonland, Merconitonitopia, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, A Die, Republica Guilleana, A Salmon Named Harold, Sopernia, Boston Castle, Jerzykowo, Draconian Progression, Wilkshire, Liminyj, Arloria, Unsophisticate, Gorundu, Religioncord, Great Robertia, Bankowiata, Maclare, Pytong, Kazoo Basin, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, The Unified Missourtama States, Testnation223, and Venicea.

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