Population | 12.183 billion |
Currency | French Kiss |
Animal | Cupid |
The Queendom of Kiss Kiss is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, zero percent divorce rate, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 12.183 billion Kiss Kissians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Administration, although Industry, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Kiss Kissian economy, worth a remarkable 1,778 trillion French Kisses a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 145,959 French Kisses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 538,495 per year while the poor average 27,917, a ratio of 19.3 to 1.
Movie references are legally admissible in court, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', the government spends twice as much reclaiming lost settlements from the sea as it could've on coastal defences, and politicians look weirdly alike. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kiss Kiss's national animal is the Cupid, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Kiss Kiss is ranked 43,247th in the world and 27th in The Union of Democratic States for Most Stationary, with 1,026.823127555 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kiss Kiss was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- : Kiss Kiss was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Following new legislation in Kiss Kiss, politicians look weirdly alike.
- : Following new legislation in Kiss Kiss, the government spends twice as much reclaiming lost settlements from the sea as it could've on coastal defences.
- : Following new legislation in Kiss Kiss, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'.
- : Following new legislation in Kiss Kiss, movie references are legally admissible in court.
- : Following new legislation in Kiss Kiss, kids are gathering at the local soda shop to celebrate staying out past sundown.
- : Kiss Kiss was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Kiss Kiss was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Kiss Kiss was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market.