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Most Primitive: 1,231stMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,414thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,423rd
The Queendom of
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Kiss Kiss

Population12.183 billion

CurrencyFrench Kiss
AnimalCupid

The Queendom of Kiss Kiss is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, zero percent divorce rate, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 12.183 billion Kiss Kissians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Administration, although Industry, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Kiss Kissian economy, worth a remarkable 1,778 trillion French Kisses a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 145,959 French Kisses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 538,495 per year while the poor average 27,917, a ratio of 19.3 to 1.

Movie references are legally admissible in court, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', the government spends twice as much reclaiming lost settlements from the sea as it could've on coastal defences, and politicians look weirdly alike. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kiss Kiss's national animal is the Cupid, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kiss Kiss is ranked 43,247th in the world and 27th in The Union of Democratic States for Most Stationary, with 1,026.823127555 days.

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Most Primitive: 1,231stMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,414thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,423rdLargest Gambling Industry: 1,515thHighest Crime Rates: 2,304thMost Avoided: 2,312thLargest Black Market: 2,862ndTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 4,456thNudest: 6,030thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,680thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,397thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,530thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,563rdMost Corrupt Governments: 8,491stMost Secular: 10,573rdMost Efficient Economies: 11,100thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,108thMost Conservative: 14,215thHighest Economic Output: 14,482ndTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,121stHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,833rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,345thHighest Average Incomes: 23,788th
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Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionNudest: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 18th in the regionMost Secular: 18th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 18th in the regionRudest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Conservative: 19th in the regionLargest Populations: 27th in the regionMost Stationary: 27th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 29th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kiss Kiss was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Kiss Kiss was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in Kiss Kiss, politicians look weirdly alike.
  • : Following new legislation in Kiss Kiss, the government spends twice as much reclaiming lost settlements from the sea as it could've on coastal defences.
  • : Following new legislation in Kiss Kiss, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'.
  • : Following new legislation in Kiss Kiss, movie references are legally admissible in court.
  • : Following new legislation in Kiss Kiss, kids are gathering at the local soda shop to celebrate staying out past sundown.
  • : Kiss Kiss was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Kiss Kiss was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Kiss Kiss was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market.

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