The Socialist Monarchy of Kingdom of New Berlin is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Viktoria Luise with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.736 billion New Berliners are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neu Berlin. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient New Berlinian economy, worth 925 trillion Berliner Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 161,296 Berliner Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, and the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet. Crime is totally unknown. Kingdom of New Berlin's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kingdom of New Berlin is ranked 70,024^th in the world and 440^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 3,593.51 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.