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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,778thMost Inclusive: 5,125thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,398th
The Crazy Pikachu of Imperialism of
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De iustitia et libertas Pikachu
King James II
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Kingdom of Englands

Population2.434 billion

CapitalNeo London
LeaderKing James II


The Crazy Pikachu of Imperialism of Kingdom of Englands is a massive, genial nation, ruled by King James II with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, vat-grown people, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 2.434 billion Englandsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo London. The average income tax rate is 76.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient English economy, worth 402 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 165,375 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is quite common for bar patrons to discuss Wittgenstein over cordials and games of backgammon, the police double as repo men, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and war vets look after war animals. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kingdom of Englands's national animal is the Pikachu-Wooloo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pikachuism.

Kingdom of Englands is ranked 230,996th in the world and 134th in Institute of Cellulose for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 38.79 Whatever.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,778thMost Inclusive: 5,125thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,398thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,028thMost Cultured: 7,277thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,875thNicest Citizens: 9,810thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,940thMost Developed: 11,020thHighest Average Incomes: 11,243rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,300thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,650thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 12,492ndSmartest Citizens: 12,745thLargest Governments: 13,503rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,085thLowest Crime Rates: 14,114thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,309thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,710thMost Devout: 15,522ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,108thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,151stMost Influential: 17,053rdMost Corrupt Governments: 17,244thLargest Black Market: 17,257thMost Efficient Economies: 17,736thHealthiest Citizens: 17,740thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,105thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,163rdLargest Welfare Programs: 21,576thMost Beautiful Environments: 21,917thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,407th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 11th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 13th in the regionNudest: 14th in the region

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