The Commonwealth of Kind Car is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working population of 8.49 billion Kind Carians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.

The thriving Kind Carian economy, worth 516 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 60,847 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 215,379 per year while the poor average 12,411, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kind Car's national animal is the sheep, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Kind Car is ranked 212,657^th in the world and 6^th in The Mediterrannean for Most Beautiful Environments, with 452.68 pounds of wildlife per square mile.