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Most Advanced Public Education: 4thLargest Welfare Programs: 5thMost Pacifist: 18th
The Socialist Republic of
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Kilobugya

Population37.478 billion

CapitalFraternia
LeaderComrade

CurrencyColumbus
AnimalBunny

The Socialist Republic of Kilobugya is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Comrade with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 37.478 billion Kilobugyans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fraternia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kilobugyan economy, worth an astonishing 13,349 trillion Columbuses a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 356,200 Columbuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The newest shade developed by Kilobugya's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange', every week is blindness awareness week, Kilobugyans seem to be catching more chills, and bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of. Crime is totally unknown. Kilobugya's national animal is the Bunny, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kilobugya is ranked 25,299th in the world and 2nd in Democratic Communist States for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 97.75 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

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Most Advanced Public Education: 4thLargest Welfare Programs: 5thMost Pacifist: 18thHighest Average Tax Rates: 24thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24thLeast Corrupt Governments: 24thMost Rebellious Youth: 24thMost Advanced Public Transport: 26thSmartest Citizens: 26thMost Compassionate Citizens: 28thNicest Citizens: 32ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 35thLargest Publishing Industry: 42ndMost Developed: 45thMost Cultured: 47thLongest Average Lifespans: 53rdHealthiest Citizens: 55thLargest Governments: 57thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 74thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 77thMost Beautiful Environments: 81stMost Cheerful Citizens: 97thHighest Food Quality: 98thSafest: 123rdLowest Crime Rates: 206thMost Inclusive: 282ndBest Weather: 293rdHighest Economic Output: 312thHighest Poor Incomes: 361stMost Secular: 464thLargest Populations: 1,172ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,393rdTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,001stMost Influential: 4,085thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,222ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,291stNudest: 11,852ndTop
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Most Income Equality: 18,056thMost Stationary: 23,796thMost Efficient Economies: 25,299thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26,701st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kilobugya, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilobugya, Kilobugyans seem to be catching more chills.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilobugya, every week is blindness awareness week.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilobugya, the newest shade developed by Kilobugya's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange'.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilobugya, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilobugya, hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilobugya, it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilobugya, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilobugya, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilobugya, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers.

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