The Socialist Republic of Kilobugya is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Comrade with a fair hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 42.949 billion Kilobugyans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fraternia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kilobugyan economy, worth an astonishing 15,609 trillion Columbuses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is an amazing 363,442 Columbuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, and criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers. Crime is totally unknown. Kilobugya's national animal is the Bunny, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kilobugya is ranked 21,021^st in the world and 1^st in Democratic Communist States for Nudest, with 218.75 cheeks per square mile.