by Max Barry

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,606thMost Ignorant Citizens: 11,838thMost Authoritarian: 14,612th
The State of Novorossiya of
Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce
Freedom and Labour! Воля и Труд!
President Denis Pushilin
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Population1.3 billion

CapitalDonetsk - Legislative
LeaderPresident Denis Pushilin
FaithRussian Orthodox - Unofficial

AnimalBrown bear

The State of Novorossiya of Kilimanjarao is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Denis Pushilin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its restrictive gun laws, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.3 billion Novorossiyans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Donetsk - Legislative. The average income tax rate is 71.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Novorossiyan economy, worth 67.1 trillion RUB₽s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 51,611 RUB₽s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again, the government is avowedly secular, law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students, and the nation's historic treasures have been sold off to Maxtopia's "Museum of Novorossiyan Artifacts That They're Too Stupid to Appreciate". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kilimanjarao's national animal is the Brown bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Russian Orthodox - Unofficial.

Kilimanjarao is ranked 242,747th in the world and 160th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -13.3 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,606thTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 11,838thTop
Most Authoritarian: 14,612thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,970thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,376thMost Corrupt Governments: 20,613thMost Secular: 21,119thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,808thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,961stBest Weather: 24,018th
Most Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 5th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Conservative: 16th in the regionMost Extreme: 16th in the region

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