The Republic of Kikacia is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 677 million Kikacians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 27.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Kikacian economy, worth 41.7 trillion Kindas a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 61,669 Kindas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, and the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Kikacian democracy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kikacia's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kikacia is ranked 124,384^th in the world and 7^th in Allied States of New Contactia for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 98,937 Standard Monetary Units.