by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 2,230thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,167thBest Weather: 15,297th
The Despotate of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship
Big brother is watching.
Head Officer
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population5.266 billion

LeaderShlomo Goldbergstein

Animalpolar bear

The Despotate of Khayamala is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Shlomo Goldbergstein with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, avowedly heterosexual populace, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.266 billion Khayamalans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Khalmer-Yu. The average income tax rate is 72.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Khayamalan economy, worth 258 trillion soms a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 49,171 soms, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks", the Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land, mandatory state-funded classes teach Libertarianism, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Khayamala's national animal is the polar bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Shamanism.

Khayamala is ranked 38,333rd in the world and 2nd in Nova Satus for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 53.09 Whatever.

Most Influential: 2,230thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,167thBest Weather: 15,297thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,535thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,946thMost Devout: 19,921stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,999thMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,026th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Khayamala altered its national flag.
  • : Khayamala voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Voting Equality for Freed Inmates"".
  • : Khayamala voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Honeydewistania".
  • : Khayamala was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Khayamala, organ donation is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Khayamala, mandatory state-funded classes teach Libertarianism.
  • : Following new legislation in Khayamala, the Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land.
  • : Following new legislation in Khayamala, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks".
  • : Following new legislation in Khayamala, business leaders commend the government for enacting an emissions reduction strategy that reduces no Khayamalan emissions at all.
  • : Khayamala altered its national flag.


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