Population | 21.546 billion |
Capital | Dhofar |
Leader | Amjad ibn Muhammad Al-Ghassan |
Faith | Ibadi Islam |
Currency | Riyal |
Animal | Oryx |
The Aljumhuriat al'Iibadia of Khasab is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Amjad ibn Muhammad Al-Ghassan with a fair hand, and renowned for its public floggings, restrictive gun laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 21.546 billion Khasabis enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.
The minute, corrupt, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dhofar. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.8%.
The very strong Khasabi economy, worth a remarkable 2,653 trillion Riyals a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 123,157 Riyals, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.
The people sing of those who will not be slaves again, school uniforms are compulsory, Moby Dick can only be sold by pornographers, and small shoes often wash up on the beach. Crime is totally unknown. Khasab's national animal is the Oryx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ibadi Islam.
Khasab is ranked 152,318th in the world and 3,217th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 151.14648659952 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Khasab was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Following new legislation in Khasab, small shoes often wash up on the beach.
- : Following new legislation in Khasab, Moby Dick can only be sold by pornographers.
- : Khasab was reclassified from "Corporate Bordello" to "Free-Market Paradise".
- : Following new legislation in Khasab, school uniforms are compulsory.
- : Following new legislation in Khasab, the people sing of those who will not be slaves again.
- : Khasab was reclassified from "Free-Market Paradise" to "Corporate Bordello".
- : Following new legislation in Khasab, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
- : Following new legislation in Khasab, children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia.
- : Following new legislation in Khasab, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks.