The Autarch Monarchy of Keursa is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Goddess Bermuda Aka Logan Williams with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, frequent executions, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.215 billion bandikoots are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Envexa De Amar. The average income tax rate is 37.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Keursan economy, worth 123 trillion Teal Reils a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 101,444 Teal Reils, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

There is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Keursan grocery store, museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts, warning signs caution bandikoots where they may fall off 'the edge of the world', and in a desperate bid for cheap airfare bandikoots can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Keursa's national animal is the Badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Paganism.

Keursa is ranked 222,506^th in the world and 3^rd in Badger Mage for Most Primitive, scoring -207.1 on the Scary Big Number Scale.