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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 775thMost Influential: 1,502ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,364th
The Commonwealth of
Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies
Coffee good
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Keurig Machines

Population1.329 billion

LeaderRobert Gamgort

Animalcoffee maker

The Commonwealth of Keurig Machines is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Robert Gamgort with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.329 billion Keurigians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Singleservian. The average income tax rate is 73.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Keurig Machinesian economy, worth 148 trillion K-Cups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 111,675 K-Cups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, and scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Keurig Machines's national animal is the coffee maker, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Keurig Machines is ranked 86,771st in the world and 3,401st in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 139,126 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 775thMost Influential: 1,502ndTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,364thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,643rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,732ndNicest Citizens: 5,997thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,187thBest Weather: 7,279thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,685thMost Inclusive: 7,915thMost Pacifist: 8,333rdSafest: 9,968thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,282ndMost Developed: 11,046thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,297thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,535thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,057thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 12,827thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,989thLowest Crime Rates: 13,116thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,332ndSmartest Citizens: 13,752ndLongest Average Lifespans: 14,039thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,639thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,102ndMost Secular: 17,926thMost Cultured: 20,373rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,889thLargest Governments: 22,872ndMost Efficient Economies: 23,072ndLargest Welfare Programs: 24,118thHighest Average Tax Rates: 24,286th
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 170th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 266th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 288th in the regionNicest Citizens: 333rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 350th in the regionBest Weather: 426th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 485th in the regionMost Inclusive: 488th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 534th in the regionSafest: 581st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 595th in the regionMost Influential: 621st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 635th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 637th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 640th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 644th in the regionMost Developed: 660th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 668th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 687th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 727th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 738th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 741st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 831st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 871st in the regionMost Secular: 900th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 905th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Keurig Machines was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Lionia.
  • : Keurig Machines voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Honeydewistania".
  • : Following new legislation in Keurig Machines, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • : Keurig Machines was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
  • : Following new legislation in Keurig Machines, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records.
  • : Following new legislation in Keurig Machines, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles.
  • : Following new legislation in Keurig Machines, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend.
  • : Following new legislation in Keurig Machines, glamping Keurigians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
  • : Keurig Machines was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Keurig Machines, bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 225 » Yaorozu, Lulubellia, Highton Islands, Prydania, Dabarastan, Pallaith, El Fiji Grande, Ibarkla, Omnistria, Aerilia, Ethnon, New Lakemba, Sunto, Runeda, Sundred, Liminyj, Dreadton, North Bratislava, Guer Aike, Orado, Daiz, Hamerica, Dar es Saalam, Sikol, Koda-Land, Newpromisedland, Notyoutopia, Corfad, Zzozona, Outer Shenendoah, Eri-Maqa-Ena, The Rhein States, Frances Francis the First of France, Hardscrabble, Wilkshire, Shibutani, Siwale, Draconian Progression, Interdimensional Zone, Godwanna, Votak Matim, Loutsland, Great Bights Mum, East Akra, Empy, The Tampa Bay Rays, Cretox State, Simone Republic, Brucklania, Merconitonitopia, and 175 others.Kragsgale, Yokciq Empire, Zeternia, Selfgradatude, Heilhum Imperius, Andexia, Unsophisticate, Chips and Guac, Republica Guilleana, 1 very fast endotarter, Xagill, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Territorio di Nessuno, Seanat, Madjack, Kranostav, Wineclaw, Ravendi, Shadowrik, Former English Colony, Joodey, PotatoFarmers, Sil Dorsett, Religioncord, Seenvorland, Vincone Cae, Morover, Valentine Z, Bankowiata, Kazoo Basin, Xipher, Pleroma Sans Romans, Pytong, Ozstan, Holy Oranz, The Stratosphere Islands, Pasargad, The Iron Lions, Innocentic, The Pantheons, Venicea, WeKnow, Imperial Pieserged, Sevinland, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Leewood, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Libertania Democratica, The Serdey Islands, Slyakanya, Odelinor, Ellbonnia, Strongwill, Nodnarb, The Jerichowan Country, Hewani, Climeria, Yellops, Seijitsu, Blyskalia, Losiste, Galbadiana, Colfes, Desvios, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, Port Naga, Morgul, Star Kingdom, United Kahndaq, Svenskskit, Bharathvarsh, His Enduring Majesty, Illusia and Neverendia, Feelonia, Xentherida, Que Lukustinardon, East Supple Lund, R libanon, The Union of Rwanda, Tir na Saoirse Alainn, Ergazomenoi, New Bedre, Dakota Territories, Dacian Freelands, Animu Place, Vyata Temor, A Salmon Named Harold, Levoth, Andanavia, Tachycardia, The Austro Germanic Union, Planes, Darkmondoria, Zyvetskistaahn, Super Girl, Patrician, The Mazur Empire, The Endless Eventide, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Sachi, KhalChicken, Muqatil, Wisconsota, McMasterdonia, Moubarakistan, Laurendon, Tvers, Zemnaya Svoboda, Centrialand, Freyford, Alorca, Barabolia, Kingdom of KHATTAB, Vesteysia, Otakus and Weebs, New Michag, Folenz, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Solimun, Clan Spaniel, Travislavania, Trumpski, Maott, Figyjharli, Wapistan, Sanjurika, Ice and Tinian, The Ultimate Republic, Kromi, Dangine, Siforpeo, Shotokonia, Lol2639, Free Salvation, Landfinia, Tyirza, Xyrron, New Celoveniortan, Aryan Homeland, TyGerria, BTProductions, Steampunk Ariel, Mon Island, Qurtuba, ForestMythal, Allevania, Defense For The World Assembly, Korean-Joseon, Tsandonown, Britle, Libvillia, Rising Sakura, Tringapore, Solcius, Greater Ale Permars, Ariele, Boston Castle, Nova Arcania, Fraystonia, Gafflebag, Kastonvia, Capablanca, Mitropola, Perikuresu, Sopernia, Duurania, Bearical, Drueste, Fizban, Unshleepd, Card Kingdom, Nation1812, Cereskia, and Lionia.

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