Population | 7.986 billion |
Capital | Here's To Us |
Currency | Vampire Money |
Animal | panda |
The United States of Keri Kelli is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 7.986 billion Keri Kellians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Here's To Us. The average income tax rate is 77.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Keri Kellian economy, worth 608 trillion Vampire Monies a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,241 Vampire Monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation, the government is cutting back on the number of political prisoners executed each year, government officials are held to the highest standard of morality, and the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Keri Kelli's national animal is the panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Keri Kelli is ranked 114,035th in the world and 2,393rd in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 341.08590670488 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Keri Kelli, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas.
- : Following new legislation in Keri Kelli, government officials are held to the highest standard of morality.
- : Following new legislation in Keri Kelli, the government is cutting back on the number of political prisoners executed each year.
- : Keri Kelli was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : Following new legislation in Keri Kelli, a handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation.
- : Following new legislation in Keri Kelli, people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed.
- : Keri Kelli was endorsed by The Empire of New French Nation.
- : Following new legislation in Keri Kelli, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
- : Following new legislation in Keri Kelli, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour.
- : Following new legislation in Keri Kelli, citizens wouldn't recognise Leader if they passed one another on the street.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 12 » Chocolatistan, New Anarchisticstan, Falangist Quebec, Nadarena, Orcuo, Arctic Lands, Nation6, Europeasia, Dakota, Northern Estrian Islands, Empire of Lettuce, and New French Nation.