by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 106thMost Influential: 271stMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,987th
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Kazoo Basin

Population1.227 billion



The Republic of Kazoo Basin is a massive, safe nation, ruled by BKP with a fair hand, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.227 billion Kazoo Basinians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of PALLET TOWN. The average income tax rate is 76.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kazoo Basinian economy, worth 159 trillion guilders a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 129,681 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, emigrants arrive on foreign shores with nothing but pocket sand, and drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kazoo Basin's national animal is the crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is HINDUISM.

Kazoo Basin is ranked 189,556th in the world and 6,916th in The North Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.23 Weapons Per Person.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 106thMost Influential: 271stTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,987thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,383rdMost Devout: 5,393rdHealthiest Citizens: 5,857thBest Weather: 6,792ndLongest Average Lifespans: 7,239thSafest: 7,577thLowest Crime Rates: 9,488thMost Developed: 10,809thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,490thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,985thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 12,959thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,868thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,379thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,052ndMost Efficient Economies: 15,268thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,405thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,433rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,723rdSmartest Citizens: 15,998thNicest Citizens: 16,507thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,588thLargest Governments: 16,719thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,222ndMost Advanced Public Education: 17,498thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,023rdHighest Average Incomes: 19,908thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,939thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,712thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,860th
Most Influential: 84th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 95th in the regionMost Devout: 229th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 245th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 286th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 348th in the regionBest Weather: 401st in the regionSafest: 437th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 440th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 487th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 539th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 620th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 627th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 636th in the regionMost Developed: 652nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 672nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 751st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 767th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 792nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 806th in the regionLargest Governments: 850th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 853rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 858th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 860th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 908th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 916th in the regionNicest Citizens: 923rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 946th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kazoo Basin, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.
  • : Following new legislation in Kazoo Basin, emigrants arrive on foreign shores with nothing but pocket sand.
  • : Following new legislation in Kazoo Basin, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs.
  • : Following new legislation in Kazoo Basin, industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out.
  • : Kazoo Basin was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Kazoo Basin was endorsed by The Republic of Them Chic.
  • : Following new legislation in Kazoo Basin, the new coalition government has 99 problems and can't agree on how to fix one.
  • : Following new legislation in Kazoo Basin, out-of-work soldiers and bureaucrats can often be found camped out in front of manservant academies.
  • : Following new legislation in Kazoo Basin, giant no-kill traps baited with Bapst Red Ribbon and vintage bicycles have been popping up in back alleys nationwide.
  • : Kazoo Basin voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom Of Association".


World Assembly

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