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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 6,113thMost Devout: 7,476thMost Primitive: 8,678th
The Holy Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists
Dlya Boha, Imperatora i dlya narodu
Deputy Prime Minster
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Population392 million



The Holy Empire of Kazakhifistan is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and public floggings. The compassionate, devout population of 392 million Kazakhifistanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantinople. The average income tax rate is 54.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Kazakhifistanian economy, worth 41.0 trillion Rhybnules a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,607 Rhybnules, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

A fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion, the 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite, the annual budget is heralded by the Treasury Minister donning a fake plastic mustache and giant star-shaped glasses, and meteorologists are instantly recognizable from their luxury cars and jewelry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kazakhifistan's national animal is the Alicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kazakhifistan is ranked 171,229th in the world and 117th in The Wooloo Pact for Nudest, with 75.25 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 6,113thMost Devout: 7,476thMost Primitive: 8,678thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,008thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 12,420thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,014thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,203rdNicest Citizens: 21,577thHealthiest Citizens: 21,730th
Most Primitive: 1st in the regionTop
Most Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionSafest: 7th in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionNicest Citizens: 9th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 10th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the region

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