The Holy Empire of Kay Pacha is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 276 million Rūnakūna are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Çunɥuñuco'oŋ. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 84.0%.

The Rūnamanta economy, worth 18.3 trillion statutory corvées a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 66,139 statutory corvées, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.

Hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network, more and more people are signing up for the government party, and earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kay Pacha's national animal is the llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kay Pacha is ranked 214,943^rd in the world and 111^th in Ridgefield for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 34.56 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.